The Story Behind The Eight Fingered Fiend of Lake Porker by Fletcher Best

The Eight Fingered Fiend of Lake Porker 7The initial idea for the book came from a combination of learning about the sacred time-honored art of Japanese tentacle porn (from Anthony Bourdain’s travel show, not from me searching for porn on Google – honest!) and as-yet-unconfirmed reports of freshwater octopi in certain lakes in Oklahoma.  From that concept, it was simply a matter of inserting (pun intended) a sexually skilled and amorous octopus into the lives of the characters one might actually find in a small-town community in Central Texas.  While the characters in the book are all fictional, some were created with certain real-life people in mind.

While small Texas towns may seem quiet and  innocent on the surface, they can hold a lot of secrets.  In fact, the real-life scenic Canyon Lake area, on which the town of Lake Porker is very loosely based, is supposedly quite a hotbed of less-than-wholesome activities including methamphetamine production and swinging (as in spouse-swapping, not swinging from ropes into the water, although that’s a common past-time too).  Unfortunately, such towns often still have a prominent streak of racism running through them just below the surface – or right on the surface as the case may be, and that figures prominently in the story as well.

Finally, while the titular character is not human, the book is really about people.  Although the story is intended to be pretty outrageous, I’ve tried to keep the human characters at least somewhat realistic in the ways they behave and interact with each other.  As in real life, there’s good people doing bad things, bad people doing (sort of) good things, smart people doing stupid things, and stupid people doing extremely stupid things (while smart people sometimes do stupid things, it has been my experience that stupid people rarely do smart things, and it is thus in the book).  It is my hope that readers will find the human interactions not only humorous, but touching at times as well.

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Fletcher BestFletcher Best is an American author of humorous fiction and science fiction.  He is the author of the Stranded In Time series of science fiction novels, including Pirates of the Storm, The Corpornation, and the upcoming third installment, Timeless.  His humorous works include Sniffing Out Stink Ape, The Great Chupacabra Kerfuffle, and The Eight Fingered Fiend of Lake Porker.

In addition to his novels, Fletcher Best also writes short stories that are published exclusively for the enjoyment of visitors to his website, FletcherBest.com.  These include the popular, Manatee Vengeance – Blood at the Boat Launch, Alien Invasion of the Zombie Apocalypse, Operation Black Friday, and A Fabulous Business Opportunity.

Born in Miami, Florida, Fletcher has lived in Texas since 1988.  He (or more correctly, his real-life alter-ego George Best) attended Parker College of Chiropractic in Dallas before beginning a chiropractic practice in San Antonio in 1992.  He has resided in San Antonio ever since and now lives in sin with his girlfriend and their 4 cats (the sin being strictly with the girlfriend, not the cats).
Readers are invited to connect with Fletcher through his website at http://www.FletcherBest.com.

The Story Behind Storytelling by Rudy Mazzocchi

Making the leap from writing two novels that are based on ‘true events’, to this non-fiction book was not too difficult. Given my 25+ years of experience as an entrepreneur, starting over a dozen technology companies, I’ve accumulated a great deal of enticing material for both fiction and non-fiction manuscripts.

Storytelling 7My debut novel, EQUITY of EVIL, was fortunate enough to receive multiple literary awards that not only gave me the initiative and encouragement to continue writing, but it also started building brand recognition for this unknown new author. The systems were then in place to support a second novel in what is now known as The EQUITY Series; including a literary agent, publisher, several professional editors, publicists, and (soon) a screenwriter.

My day job as a start-up CEO has also provided a few awards along the way, including numerous Entrepreneur and Businessman of the Year Awards. Most recently I was nominated for a second prestigious Ernst & Young Entrepreneur of the Year Award about the same time I was given the 2013 Global Entrepreneur of the Year Award by the Intelligence Business Group. As I was patting myself on the back in front of the Ernst & Young judges, they pressed me hard for an explanation of my business success.
Without any formal business or finance training, it was a difficult question for me to answer. It wasn’t until they made the connection to my award-winning novels did I spew out an answer… “It’s all about telling the proper story to the appropriate audience.”

These judges scratched their head over my answer as I continued to elaborate on how I construct my stories surrounding new medical discoveries and how and when the story evolves based on not only the timing of the new venture, but the audience as well. My stories have all the essential elements of any good story; the necessary components to hook and hold an audience… and more importantly, a compelling message that makes a particular audience want to join me for the rest of the journey.
These judges then asked – and it was a strong ask – that I consider writing a book on the topic which they would promote as part of their entrepreneurial program. While writing this book, it became evident that this is a topic not taught in business/entrepreneurism programs in universities or colleges. (We are now in communication with over two dozen such schools who are considering making this book mandatory reading in their curriculums.)

Blending Fiction with Non-Fiction

By design, I wanted to write a business book that reads like fiction. There are too many dry “how-to” books out there and the last thing the world needs is another chest-thumping author bragging about his success. So, I used my fiction writing skills to tell a real-life tale about the good, bad and ugly of how storytelling can mean the difference between success and failure. It will make you laugh, and if you’re a sap like me… it will also make you cry.

Therefore, you’ll discover that this book is not just for wannabe or seasoned entrepreneurs, it’s designed for everyone and anyone who needs to “tell a story”. The theme throughout the book is also inspired by one of my favorite stories, The Wizard of Oz. I’ve always related to Dorothy’s journey, the importance of staying on the yellow brick road, the stories she told along the way to convince others to join her, and good and evil she had to endure. Even the cover of this book, STORYTELLING, reveals the importance of staying on that ‘yellow brick road’ and how to avoid those damn flying monkeys. I just hope my readers find the numerous nuggets throughout the book as inspiring as well!

About the Author:
Rudy Mazzochi
Rudy Mazzocchi is best known as a medical device and biotechnology entrepreneur, inventor, and angel investor, with a history of starting new technology ventures throughout the U.S. and Europe. He’s been privileged to have the opportunity to see the newest innovations in healthcare and work with some of the most brilliant researchers, scientists and physicians in the industry.

Authoring more than 50 patents, he has helped pioneer new companies involved in cardiology, oncology, orthopedics, neurosurgery and even embryonic stem-cell development. Through these efforts, he has become the recipient of many technology and business awards, including the Ernst & Young Entrepreneur of the Year Award in Healthcare (2004), Businessman of the Year Award (2005), and Global Entrepreneur of the Year Award (2013).

Combining these experiences and opportunities, with thousands of hours of travel and long evenings in hotel rooms, he found the initiative to start writing a collection of award-winning business/medical thrillers based on true events, known as The EQUITY Series. STORYTELLING was his debut non-fiction business book released in November 2013.

Visit his website at www.RudyMazzochi.com.

The Story Behind Then Like the Blind Man by Freddie Owens

Then Like the Blind Man 7Hello all! Freddie Owens here, coming to you from the blogosphere, which in reality is an oversized closet with squares of burgundy foam glued to the walls for sound absorption. That’s it, that’s what the blogosphere is, or at least how I imagine it to be all over the world, closets everywhere populated by The Lone Rangers of Hope and Fear, i.e., bloggers of the existential and the mundane, of the profound, the funny and the ‘give me a break’. Anyway – this post on Authonomy is inspired by the need to get the message out about my debut novel Then Like the Blind Man: Orbie’s Story. After many years of ‘almost’ and ‘no’ or ‘yes but we wouldn’t know how to market it’ from agents and publishers alike, I’ve opted for ‘certainly’ and ‘yes’ instead, taking all my marbles to Amazon and my unincorporated Blind Sight Publications, the phantom home of Blind Man.

I was born in Kentucky but grew up around Detroit. I would sometimes spend a week or two, once I spent six weeks, in Kentucky, staying with cousins or with my grandparents. And yes, it was an entirely different world for me, providing some of the best and worst times of my growing up years. I had a great time on a dairy farm with several of my cousins, milking cows, hoeing tobacco, running over the hills and up and down a creek that surrounded the big farm. I remember too, periods of abject boredom, sitting around my grandparent’s place with nothing to do but wander about the red clay yard or kill flies on my grandmother’s screened in back porch. Some of this did come out in the novel.

In the novel’s acknowledgements I assert the usual disclaimers having to do with the fact that Then Like The Blind Man was and is a work of fiction, i.e., a made up story whose characters and situations are fictional in nature (and used fictionally) no matter how reminiscent of characters and situations in real life. That’s a matter for legal departments, however, and has little to do with subterraneous processes giving kaleidoscopic-like rise to hints and semblances from memory’s storehouse, some of which I selected and disguised for fiction. That is to say, yes, certain aspects of my history did manifest knowingly at times, at times spontaneously and distantly, as ghostly north-south structures, as composite personae, as moles and stains and tears and glistening rain and dark bottles of beer, rooms of cigarette smoke, hay lofts and pigs. Here’s a quote from the acknowledgements that may serve to illustrate this point.

“Two memories served as starting points for a short story I wrote that eventually became this novel. One was of my Kentucky grandmother as she emerged from a shed with a white chicken held upside down in one of her strong bony hands. I, a boy of nine and a ‘city slicker’ from Detroit, looked on in wonderment and horror as she summarily wrung the poor creature’s neck. It ran about the yard frantically, yes incredibly, as if trying to locate something it had misplaced as if the known world could be set right again, recreated, if only that one thing was found. And then of course it died. The second memory was of lantern light reflected off stones that lay on either side of a path to a storm cellar me and my grandparents were headed for one stormy night beneath a tornado’s approaching din. There was wonderment there too, along with a vast and looming sense of impending doom.”
I read the usual assigned stuff growing up, short stories by Poe, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The Scarlet Letter, The Cherry Orchard, Hedda Gabler, a little of Hemingway, etc. I also read a lot of Super Hero comic books (also Archie and Dennis the Menace) and Mad Magazine was a favorite too. I was also in love with my beautiful third grade teacher and to impress her pretended to read Gulliver’s Travels for which I received many delicious and ill-deserved hugs.

It wasn’t until much later that I read Huckleberry Finn. I did read To Kill A Mockingbird too. I read Bastard Out of Carolina and The Secret Life of Bees. I saw the stage play of Hamlet and read The Story of Edgar Sawtelle too. However, thematic similarities to these works occurred to me only after I was already well into the writing of Then Like The Blind Man. Cormac McCarthy, Pete Dexter, Carson McCullers, Raymond Carver, Flannery O’Conner and Joyce Carol Oates, to name but a few, are among my literary heroes and heroines. Tone and style of these writers have influenced me in ways I’d be hard pressed to name, though I think the discerning reader might feel such influences as I make one word follow another and attempt to “stab the heart with…force” (a la Isaac Babel) by placing my periods (hopefully) ‘… just at the right place’.

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Freddie Owens 7A poet and fiction writer, my work has been published in Poet Lore, Crystal Clear and Cloudy, and Flying Colors Anthology. I am a past attendee of Pikes Peak Writer’s Conferences and the Association of Writers and Writing Programs, and a member of Lighthouse Writer’s Workshop in Denver, Colorado. In addition, I am/was a licensed professional counselor and psychotherapist, who for many years counseled perpetrators of domestic violence and sex offenders, and provided psychotherapy for individuals, groups and families. I hold a master’s degree in contemplative psychotherapy from Naropa University in Boulder, Colorado.

I was born in Kentucky but soon after my parents moved to Detroit. Detroit was where I grew up. As a kid I visited relatives in Kentucky, once for a six-week period, which included a stay with my grandparents. In the novel’s acknowledgements I did assert the usual disclaimers having to do with the fact that Then Like The Blind Man was and is a work of fiction, i.e., a made up story whose characters and situations are fictional in nature (and used fictionally) no matter how reminiscent of characters and situations in real life. That’s a matter for legal departments, however, and has little to do with subterranean processes giving kaleidoscopic-like rise to hints and semblances from memory’s storehouse, some of which I selected and disguised for fiction. That is to say, yes, certain aspects of my history did manifest knowingly at times, at times spontaneously and distantly, as ghostly north-south structures, as composite personae, as moles and stains and tears and glistening rain and dark bottles of beer, rooms of cigarette smoke, hay lofts and pigs. Here’s a quote from the acknowledgements that may serve to illustrate this point.

“Two memories served as starting points for a short story I wrote that eventually became this novel. One was of my Kentucky grandmother as she emerged from a shed with a white chicken held upside down in one of her strong bony hands. I, a boy of nine and a “city slicker” from Detroit, looked on in wonderment and horror as she summarily wrung the poor creature’s neck. It ran about the yard frantically, yes incredibly, as if trying to locate something it had misplaced as if the known world could be set right again, recreated, if only that one thing was found. And then of course it died. The second memory was of lantern light reflected off stones that lay on either side of a path to a storm cellar me and my grandparents were headed for one stormy night beneath a tornado’s approaching din. There was wonderment there too, along with a vast and looming sense of impending doom.”

I read the usual assigned stuff growing up, short stories by Poe, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The Scarlet Letter, The Cherry Orchard, Hedda Gabler, a little of Hemingway, etc. I also read a lot of Super Hero comic books (also Archie and Dennis the Menace) and Mad Magazine was a favorite too. I was also in love with my beautiful third grade teacher and to impress her pretended to read Gulliver’s Travels for which I received many delicious hugs.

It wasn’t until much later that I read Huckleberry Finn. I did read To Kill A Mockingbird too. I read Bastard Out of Carolina and The Secret Life of Bees. I saw the stage play of Hamlet and read The Story of Edgar Sawtelle too. However, thematic similarities to these works occurred to me only after I was already well into the writing of Then Like The Blind Man. Cormac McCarthy, Pete Dexter, Carson McCullers, Raymond Carver, Flannery O’Conner and Joyce Carol Oates, to name but a few, are among my literary heroes and heroines. Tone and style of these writers have influenced me in ways I’d be hard pressed to name, though I think the discerning reader might feel such influences as I make one word follow another and attempt to “stab the heart with…force” (a la Isaac Babel) by placing my periods (hopefully, sometimes desperately) ‘… just at the right place’.

Freddie Owens’ latest book is Then Like the Blind Man: Orbie’s Story.

Visit his website at www.FreddieOwens.com.